What the fuck is up with this wind?

Are any other worlds dealing with this godawful windstorm we have going on? Please say yes. I don't want to suffer alone.

[There's some utterly indecipherable mumbling followed by a whine. It takes a while, but eventually someone can clearly evidently be bothered to put forth the effort to make actual understandable sounds.]

Stein... Steeeeeeeeein... Push meeeeeeeee. This chair won't moooove and I'm stuuuuck...

[Yup, that's a legitimate complaint he's having. And he ( Read more... )

( cut not IC, just because I had to include gianthuge images with this )

You guys know those "Magic Eight Ball" toys? You know, the ones you shake and they answer a question? Well, evidently someone decided that it was too easy to be able to read the answers it gave, unless they used an x-ray. Go figure. What, is this Block Imaging's latest rip off? Anyway, the weird part is, not to sound superstitious or anything, it ( Read more... )

-did she do it? [A fuzzy, hesitant murmur from a black screen.] 'The red light means it is working-' [Something pulls back, and Kasumi's face comes into view much too close to the screen.] Well then.

Good afternoon community. I hope you are all doing well. I have a question, if I may? [A beat.] Would anyone happen to know a... Birkin-san? I have ( Read more... )

[Security footage, a bank. There are people milling about, waiting in line. Nothing out of the ordinary here ( Read more... )

I have literally no faith in humanity left.

Because some preteen girl decided to write a song. A really stupid song that won't get the hell out of my head.

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And now I'm making you all suffer with me. You're welcome.

It's Friday, Friday, something-something Friday...

((I'm gonna just go ahead and blame this on Vivi))

So, funny story ( Read more... )

[In this video, you see a large cake rolling up, apparently of its own volition, towards the front door of Stein's house. The door opens and Birkin almost walks straight into the cake. He stops just in time though with a confused look on his face.]

What in the...

[The cake wobbles.]

...what.

[And then suddenly, Excalibur bursts out.]

I was supposed to turn 38 right after the new millennium, but I should look at the bright side that I'm not almost 50 this year, I guess. Where do the years go?

Anyway, considering I completely missed out on Y2K and all that, what did everyone else do to celebrate the year 2000? Or the closest "big" new year for everyone who either doesn't ( Read more... )